In today's world you need not look far to find a real nutter! They are everywhere, and occasionally emerge from wherever they dwell to expound their loony ideas. Today I found a doozie.
I bet you had no idea that Santa Claus was a universal health hazard did you? Well according to Dr. Nathan Grills and Illustrator Brenden Halyday from the Monash University of Melbourne in Australia, Santa promotes obesity, drink-driving, speeding and an overall unhealthy lifestyle!
These two idiots have written this in a serious article for the British Medical Journal.
According to these two 'Experts', Santa should not be riding everywhere in his sleigh but should get out and start walking or jogging. They further go on to say, that instead of eating all the mince pies and drinking the brandy left out for him by children, he should be eating celery sticks and carrots stolen from his reindeer. So they are now promoting him as a thief????
I had no idea that Santa was subject to speed limits with his sleigh. I have never seen the cops chasing him, have you? I mean, after all, he does have to deliver his presents world-wide in one night.
They claim that Santa is used everywhere to promote unhealthy food and drink, and a general unhealthy lifestyle, and it should be changed or stopped.
I would find it hard as a child to accept Santa running around with a super-fit body in a jogging outfit chewing celery. Somehow it just doesn't seem the same as the fat jolly Santa in his red suit.
Can someone ship these loony's to the moon. PLEASE!
Merry Christmas
Roy.
Roy.
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